Monday, October 12, 2015

Falling From Grace: A Dutch Eulogy

When fans say they "hate" a footballer, it's usually a facade concealing the florid, full-blown jealousy that strikes them every time they see him celebrating a victory or kissing his newly adopted crest. That’s how I felt when the infamous little boy…devil…whatever inside Robin Van Persie said the club wasn’t moving in the direction he wanted. It sucked seeing him score against us. It hurt seeing him lift a trophy he could never get his hands on at the Emirates. But what hurt more than this confessed jealousy was the betrayal that triggered it all. Yes, I use the word ‘betrayal’ to describe the actions of a player that this club and its loyal fan base stood behind through his darkest of days. A hot-headed injury prone Dutchman from Feyenoord once accused of rape; a man even his new followers labelled a rapist. The club and more importantly the manager firmly took his side. The fans followed.

Alas, 1.5/8 good seasons later he decides the club isn’t good enough for him. And he got what he wanted… for a while at least. What followed his trophy winning season under the reigns of Sir Alex Ferguson was a series of unfortunate events that would make even Lemony Snickett shudder. An injury plagued second season left United finishing in 7th place under their new manager, David Moyes. Louis Van Gaal took over soon after and for a second RVP saw a glimmer of hope at resurrecting what was once a stellar career. Alas, the same man who made him the Dutch captain and hi-fived him after he scored demoted him to the bench at United. Indeed, so miserable was his next 2 years at United that he decided to leave England altogether. Things only got worse however. At his new home in Turkey, no one even recognizes him. Not only has he lost his Dutch captaincy but has also been reduced to being a bench warmer at his new club, Fenerbahce.

As I write this Van Persie is slowly but surely descending into oblivion. He has lost the respect of all his followers at England. Wenger, his former mentor whom he once called a father refuses to even recognize him. And his new supporters despise his apparent lethargic attitude on the field. RVP is currently training at the Dutch camp attempting a last gasp effort at qualifying for next year’s Euros at France. Unfortunately even a win against Czech Republic might not be enough to qualify if Turkey manage to get a single point against Iceland. It’s almost as if the fate of his nation is analogous to his own.

At the age of 32 and at the twilight of his career it is hard to tell whether there is any chance of a revival for Robin. He will probably never play in a major tournament again if Holland don’t qualify. He will be 35 years old in 2018 when the world cup at Russia comes around and a career riddled with injuries doesn’t sound very promising for the veteran striker. Sigh… if only he had never… ahh forget it.

They say the opposite of love is hate but it isn’t. It’s indifference.

And unfortunately, Robin; that’s how most Arsenal fans feel about you now. We have new heroes to worship, new silverware to polish and if we want to look back and feel nostalgic about the yesteryears we need only step outside the Emirates and gaze at the statues of Henry, Dennis, Adams and Herbert Chapman. Infact, one of them, Tony Adams once said: “Play for the name in the front of the shirt and they’ll remember the name at the back”. For 1.5 seasons you gave us that. A teaser of what you could do; a sample of the kind of havoc you could wreak on the strongest of defences. For those 1.5 seasons you made us feel almost (2003/4ish) invincible. But you only played for the little boy inside you, didn’t you Robin? And look where that got you. This is what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you.

You were always a great player. At Arsenal you could’ve become a legend. Fans worshipped you. Today, at this stage in your career there is nothing you can do that can bring you that status. You ruined everything, Robin. And you know what the worst part is? It’s that nobody seems to care anymore. Arsenal have moved on. United never really cared much anyway. They have Anthony Martial now; I hear he’s the next Thierry Henry. Hmm… I wonder, have you ever heard of a hot prospect being called the next Robin Van Persie? I don’t think so. You could’ve had it all, Robin. At Arsenal you were the king. I admit, you’re the striker we still haven’t replaced on the field. But we’ve definitely replaced you in spirit. Nobody cares anymore, Robin.

I sincerely hope and pray by some stroke of fortune you and your country do manage to qualify for next summer’s tournament in France. I think you deserve that much. One final shot at greatness. But know this… that this sentiment comes not from love but sympathy. I pity you Robin. I feel sorry for you. And that for me is the worst kind of feeling one can ever have.

R.I.P.